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“And it is written that the first seal shall be broken when a righteous man sheds blood in hell. As he breaks, so it shall break.”  zombie(s)



A relationship is like a house

If a lightbulb goes out, you don’t buy a new house, you just change the lightbulb.

Unless that house is a lying whore

Then you burn the fucker to the ground and buy a better house with lights that you can fucking count on.

This took the best possible turn.

legit gonna cry because brett has her cousin round so she’s busy that’s cool except i’ve literally seemed to push away everyone in the past month and fuck i just need to learn to not annoy people

  -  22 October

anna is my favourite person right now because i was absolutely shivering and dying and she just wrapped me up and like half carried me home

  -  21 October


when will they make water proof books so I can read in the shower or bath

i was going to do my stupid essay after dodgeball but i’m not going to make it home anytime soon

  -  21 October


why couldn’t i be born with an older brother who is my best friend and has hot friends that flirt with me and drives me places like mcdonalds when im sad and punches rude boys in the face for me.


we all have that one follower who we want to be sexually successful with

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