Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you
no but imagine one day dean and sam have to work a case at comic con and they’re like “we have to look inconspicuous„” so dean has the idea of cosplaying the supernatural book series and after consulting the books sam just wears a load of plaid stuff and makes sure his tattoo’s visible so it looks like he’s sam winchester anD DEAN TURNS UP IN A TRENCHCOAT AND A BLUE TIE AND SPENDS THE ENTIRE TIME MIMICKING CAS
I wish people could just say how they feel like ‘hey I really don’t like when you do that to me’ or ‘hey I’m in love with you’ or ‘hi I really miss you and i think about you all the time’ without sounding desperate why can’t everyone be painfully honest and just save people the trouble
Fuck up your sleeping schedule with me so i know it’s real.
My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond